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Here are some of my favorite quotes: "Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog?" "Two wrongs don't make a right--three lefts do." "Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana." "Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear." "Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot." "He who laughs last thinks slowest" "Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else." "Madness takes its toll; please have exact change" |
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